31 days UNFILTERED - barf

Day 16 What's worse than coming home to discover that your dog ate a whole lotta Halloween candy (including the wrappers)? Knowing that sometime in the next 24 hours, most of it is gonna come back up. Worse yet, a good chunk of those 24 hours are sleeping hours. Which means that there's a very good chance I will be awakened from my coveted REMs to a dog barfing on the carpet.


I wish that in moments like these the phrase, "If I don't laugh, I'll cry," were true.

Instead of laughing or crying, I'm simply asking questions that would make the PETA people target my house with their bizarre nude picketing.

But hey, I kept my latte soy today, so you're welcome, PETA.